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The new Warning Label Shirt is sure to attract the attention of your loved ones as you leave the house for a race. "Be careful honey, what's your shirt say?"Made from 100% Cotton and silkscreened with high performance trillium carbonic hypoallergenic alloy ink.
Hers' what it says on the back:
Warning Racing Is Dangerous! Participation in these activities can result in severe blah blah bla ba and may casue blah Blah blah blah, ba blaah Blah extreme caution blah blah blaahBlah ba blaah safety equipment blah blah eliminate such injuries. Full throttle to the grave Warning Label shirt is available in Warning Red in sizes Small to XXXL